I set out to reduce my snark level by 33%. I fell a little short…

Under the shiny, happy thoughts of avid reading as a growing hobby and the celebration of a book renaissance, is the truth nothing more than the mental equivalent of an eating disorder?

Forgive me for my complete lack of enthusiasm over my own non-achievements. I should try to be more perky.

Have you ever found yourself trapped in a conversation that only happens because you are surrounded by stupid people? And you can’t get out of the conversation without seeming rude or outright calling people stupid?

If nothing else, The Avengers really is a textbook example of what not to do when you attempt to take over the world. If Loki had just consulted with me first, things could have ended up a lot better for him. But since he didn’t take advantage of my exceptional evil, I shall just present a short primer for future villains to consider

My summary of my first I-Con.

Consider this an apology to anyone I have worried or offended in the last few days, as well as an explanation.

Maybe the best way to deal with ignorance and stupidity is to not give it the time of day.

I think I’ve started a artistic movement! Unfortunately, it is somewhat terrifying…

I had a weird dream last night about zombies and lightsabers. Yeah, I have issues.