OK. I know the last few book reviews have been serious, thought-provoking stuff. So it’s time to lighten things up with my review of Your New Job Title is “Accomplice”, which will be available this May. Some days it is good to be me.

I thought I was being nice. Giving him a little encouragement and a push in the right direction. That was, of course, my mistake.

I set out to reduce my snark level by 33%. I fell a little short…

Forgive me for my complete lack of enthusiasm over my own non-achievements. I should try to be more perky.

Have you ever found yourself trapped in a conversation that only happens because you are surrounded by stupid people? And you can’t get out of the conversation without seeming rude or outright calling people stupid?

Because I know how much you all love to laugh at the people who send me emails. Names and identifiable information have been removed to protect the innocent and stupid.

If nothing else, The Avengers really is a textbook example of what not to do when you attempt to take over the world. If Loki had just consulted with me first, things could have ended up a lot better for him. But since he didn’t take advantage of my exceptional evil, I shall just present a short primer for future villains to consider

I think I’ve started a artistic movement! Unfortunately, it is somewhat terrifying…

I had a weird dream last night about zombies and lightsabers. Yeah, I have issues.

Dear people who want something for nothing: I am not a billionaire. And even if I was, I would still think you were an idiot. Carry on.